Subject: GOOD OLD DAYS
Trust me; you look so very cute when you try to compete with internet. 😛
Why? Why do you even try?! When you know, you’ll loose. O’ sleep, you are too innocent.
I respect you, seriously, I Do! But please stop your useless attempts at distancing me from my computer.
Subject: SAD TODAYS
Why have you started liking me so much suddenly? When I’m at office, when I’m at home, you follow me everywhere. Why?
Listen, I have relations to maintain, friends to retain, times to enjoy and negatives to destroy.
And you, in fact, come in the way! I understand that you like being with me on Monday morning and on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday too…
I respect you, seriously, I Do! But please stop being a bummer and don’t spoil my Friday and Saturday nights. I AM NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED.